SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?
because they can’t even
my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”
and i replied “who is this”
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
i honestly don’t know where all the john-green hate comes from